SSA Declassified

     As field day approaches, I start crunching my genius plan. Lee and Geronimo keep resisting my efforts to analyze their handwriting, thinking I’ll clone it or save it to a database on my computer. I sneak back upstairs to the classroom to get more pictures from the table. “Wow, the 8s look really weird here,” I think to myself. Then I notice something else—another number. I quickly snap a picture, along with some shots of the seat itself, and wait. Over the next few days, I watch the class doors and the clubs that come and go. I activate my agents on the inside as well. “Special Agent Nathaniel, could you tell me who sits here?” After vowing to get me the information, he marches back into his classroom. Sure enough, I’m soon equipped with a list of people who sit in that particular chair and around that area. Back at HQ, I search the web for handwriting analysis but come up dry. Then I start looking up the second phone number, which was written in pencil rather than p...