SSA Declassified

     I arrive back to base after my mission. GCAM's fall was imminent and time was running out. Without jVn's threat, what truly held GCAM together? Their isolationist foreign policy wasn't helped by mere prom aspirations. The vacuum left by GCAM on the global stage would echo for years to come. Like in 8th grade, I began planning Valentine's Day national security measures. Sieanna would likely rise to power, and break up attacks loomed. I check the CrushNet software.      CrushNet shows 6 relationships (12 people, over 10% of the school) both internal and external. Crush-related attacks, promposals, and breakups could further threaten GCA's stability. SSA needed a new strategy - instead of entirely opposing teen dating, we'd prevent its expansion. Teen dating was the school's economic foundation; breakups sparked chaos. We'd support non-threatening relationships while blocking external powers from causing mayhem. Though Hazel and Valerie had left, GCAM...

 SSA News:                “President Allison has yet to comment on the developing situation in the swing grades, but lets turn to Rep. Shay’s press conference.” “This attack on our sacred democracy will not stand. I condemn the campaign of terrorism that Valerie and her allies are launching, aiding and abetting against middle school, it is truly horrific, and SSA will stand up to her and tell her to stand down. We shall prevent any attack from happening on Sieana’s person and Val shall not prevail. We are investigating the reason for the note, and even if it was to disrupt SSA this is still no reason for Val to attack. Our intelligence shows that Valerie believes that Sieana is dating Val’s brother showing, once again teen dating is a threat to national security. SSA foreign policy aside, we call on Molly to condemn Valerie's actions and apologize for her actions in abetting this act. As a student council r...

   December 2023       "Hello Denver, I have something to show you at lunchtime." "What is it? It better not be some SSA thing." "The national security of the school depends on it," his friends tease. "You know it!!" I retort. Valerie is talking to her brother.      I then go to visit the president. "Hi, Allison." "Hi, Ethan." "What are you doing?" "Oh, not much." "Neat." "Yeah. Do you miss volleyball?" "Yeah, kinda, but I have a tournament." "Hopefully it goes better than the season." "Hey, we won some games." "Three." "Which is infinitely more than the basketball team." "True, I've been to every one." I then go visit the VP.      As all the kids rise for the US, Texas, and Christian pledges, I notice Molly and Valeria together. While SSA has eliminated the threat of Molly and Valerie, they are still the 3rd most powerful a...

  SSA Press Conference November 2023: Why is the girl (Top center) so sad?      " Ethan Shay, you announced that this school runs on a dating-based economy what do you mean by that?” “SSA is tracking the events in this school very closely. Major wars and splits have come because of dating. Our research indicates that 12% of the school is in confirmed relationships while more people are clamoring to get into one. As such dating has a huge impact on the foreign policy of the school, alliances, and defense. The WWV, for example, where Hazel got nuked, and now we have Dash and Camilla. While people like Denver, potentially Maverick are still attempting to make a play into the game. However, due to the numbers, 9 th grade has to unilaterally look upwards, making 10 th grade a battleground state. In contrast, the 11 th grade is insulated from these ‘attacks’, and for some reason, 7 th grade is attempting to meddle in HS geopolitics.  That’s why 9 th and 10 th...

November "Hi, Geneva!"  "Ahh, don't scare me." "Oh, sorry. I just walk quietly. What are you doing?" "Just watching TikTok."      It was a quiet day at Glory High. Nothing of note was happening, and everything was operating normally until lunchtime. SSAInetl directors in the middle and high school departments hadn't noticed anything significant since the WWV and Hazel/Maverick investigation. Valerie hadn't nuked anyone, and nothing important was happening in student government yet. All was good until lunchtime. "Hello, Denver, Maverick, Bentley, (Nikki) Hazel." "You don't have to be so professional," says Denver. "Yeah, you can just say what’s up." "Who is Nikki?" In the background, sounds of Madden and Retro Bowl can be heard from the 9th-grade table as I wander and observe the other tables. A few of the kids talk about random stuff. "I saw you talk to Geneva today," chimes Denver...

  Pro Tip: Fighting Unjustified Crush Rumors? Here is a three-step plan for defeating your adversaries.  Scenario 1: Adversaries Are Saying You Have A Crush On Someone   According to Nikola Doctrine don't yap about it a lot but address it when necessary (in front of cameras, giving impromptu press conferences, or asking students.) You can provide a standard ‘No I do not have a crush on (insert name here) or You can also give a great speech about how crushes are national security threats, threaten the free school, and will harm the detective agency. However, be careful what you say as Ai programs or audio editing can by rivals can cause them to misrepresent what you say.   Investigate the rumors by dedicating about 30 to 45% of your available resources to the task. This could be a treat to keep you from monitoring the school for rivals. Major plots such as theft, grade-changing schemes, or new espionage rings to emerge.  If possible collaborate ...