When the note appeared SSA was instantly placed on high alert. After swearing on the Bible app the ground to air crush tinted ballistic missile a note from some kid appeared. Unfortunately, the agency did not have a file on the kid because she was in middle school and we were focused on the high school theater. While I was pledging on my phone a note was traversing the internetwork of the school making its way toward the edges of the 9th grade democratically controlled area, traversing around the middle schoolers and past the 12th grade controlled area, like island hopping in World War Two or a black hat hacker bouncing off other computers to complete his hack. The note then arrived in Bentley's possession. Some middle school girl gave it to him as pointed wildly at one if the new kids. "Hey what's that?" says Denver. Bentley opened the note and examined the contents. Its results were shocking. "It's a love n...
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