SSA Declassified

       It's times like these that cause you to be thankful for the things you have, like intelligence, wit, and cunning. However, that is not enough. SSA must have a team of agents to prevent another World War V. Let's up a little bit.                September 2023 After doing some detective work in the school for Hazel we have become allies. After a minor voice cloning incident, Hazel, SSA geopolitical relations are great…The agency plans to have Hazel take on the leadership of SSA and continue our legacy at Glory.      Unfortunately, it seems that Hazel does not have the geopolitical aspirations mantle of political power. And even if she did, she lost so badly in World War V, that it would not have mattered.      Hazel gets nuked by SSA frival Valerie. And boy is she like her AIO namesake. Per an SSA investigation, Hazel was dating a person that Valerie allegedly liked. (Again provin...

  0750hrs GCA Auditorium Aug 29th 2023  Hi Bixby, Tape A Voice Note: "After a slight issue with the QR code I give up on the website idea and just make the link on my phone. end note." I ran around the school and show the QR code to the students. After a few minutes, about 60% of the high school has seen the video. I received good feedback from the videos and felt good about my chances.  History Class 2nd Period “And now class we will begin working in groups to make a personal state Constitution.” I’m paired up with Geneva and a few other kids and I start typing our constitution to make the state a great Christian place. It gets ratified by most of the class and beats all the other Constitutions the other groups made becoming the law of the land!!!  “You seem to know what you are doing,” says Geneva.  Yeah, I have actual political experience. Um, yeah. I read the news, especially CSN it has its own social site (CSM) and everything!!! I think I would be a great ...

  0900 hrs SSA Mobile Communications Device Center August 2023 ‘rizz’ is one of the most prevalent forces of the 21st century and it would behoove SSA to investigate it and weaponize it. It's the nuclear energy of the 21st century. @TheTechBoy Teens of CSM, tell me what you know about rizz so we can investigate it. SSA Notes LV 1 For Public Release ‘Crush Theory’ Crush theory is a theory that works off the ally theory, the ACDS, and the avocado property. It states that if someone has a crush on you (and you are friendly with them) be friends with them, the crush will subside as they find flaws in you AND that they will do things for you easier than a regular kid.  (This was tried in Discovery Mountain but failed with a kid trying to get info out of someone)  Of course, this cannot be used on someone like redacted  when the theory is that she was doing it as a power play if you were to crumble to that then-national security would suffer  This leads to Rizz's re...