SSA Declassified

     I tried to get to school extra early today. The SSA has created a new program called Lockerspy. With an old cellphone tapped into the school's network, we can hear and see everything in a locker and, if positioned correctly, even see out of a locker. This would help tremendously in our investigation. "Hi Denver!"  "Hey, what's up?" "I brought an old LGV40 today. We can place it on your locker, front camera forward since the back ones are broken." "I don't know, Ethan. I don't really care that much about the stolen bag." "But come on, think about the state of the school! Think about who you are! GCA's first 9th-grade appoint..." "I don't care about that, Ethan. It's not a big deal. But we can do it for one week." "Yay!"     We attempted to sneak upstairs to the school before announcements, but the administration stopped us. After the pledges, we raced upstairs before our suspects saw u...

    Crush Wire Report: 6/50th or 12% of the school is engaged in romantic relationships....unverified crushes are also in high percentages... SSAAI.... "yes most teens engage in shopping at the mall" CSM: Kids do hang out with each other all the time!! Church and in homeschool co-ops!!        While HQ was analyzing the reports from Operation Friendship that showed teenagers frequenting the mall a lot, going over to each other's friends' houses, and playing video games a lot, I was solving a case. The case of the missing bag. At 8 AM CST Denver placed his basketball bag in the locker and it was gone by gym time at 2:30 CST. I meet Denver in the locker room to debrief.      "Do you promise you did not steal the bag Maverick? Ethan?" Affirmative, SSSA does not engage in illegal and illicit conduct that could prove to be detrimental..." Denver interjects, "Yes or no?"  "No."  Maverick also claims that he did not do it as well. This...