SSA Declassified

  SSA Press Conference November 2023: Why is the girl (Top center) so sad?      " Ethan Shay, you announced that this school runs on a dating-based economy what do you mean by that?” “SSA is tracking the events in this school very closely. Major wars and splits have come because of dating. Our research indicates that 12% of the school is in confirmed relationships while more people are clamoring to get into one. As such dating has a huge impact on the foreign policy of the school, alliances, and defense. The WWV, for example, where Hazel got nuked, and now we have Dash and Camilla. While people like Denver, potentially Maverick are still attempting to make a play into the game. However, due to the numbers, 9 th grade has to unilaterally look upwards, making 10 th grade a battleground state. In contrast, the 11 th grade is insulated from these ‘attacks’, and for some reason, 7 th grade is attempting to meddle in HS geopolitics.  That’s why 9 th and 10 th...

     "Hello, Jeff." "Hi Ethan." There's a crucial student council meeting today. I can't miss." "Why?" Well as you know SSA runs simulations based on every possible scenario. In fact, doing social media research to calculate the ratios of the classes between boys to girls to calculate the possibility of dating being a major threat to the election. "Uh-huh."      "Of course, those simulations were off by a bit but as you know this school runs on a dating based economy that is not based in reality. Sort of like a fiat currency. Anyway, the government could collapse at any moment due to the volatility of teen dating. As a school power, I must be present for student government. This is doubly important due to the national security implications of Maverick being here. If he came to school and I didn't he could potentially try to overthrow the government and storm the school Capitol from the 2nd floor to the 1st via rappelling lin...

  Press Confrence: could you recap your quote brief but desive information based cyber war?  After fighting terror in cyberspace, "I am in a like/dislike relationship with CSM user @Noone. She posed interesting questions and responses to me but tends to overreact, like now. I posted true statements and my defense of the truth almost landed me in a world of trouble. Due to the nature of the posts, she thought it would be a great idea to contact my parents……and I FREAKED!!!! Wiping everything. She nearly destroyed my online business and YT channel. I was determined to never get played again.   With cyber war stopped I cast my eyes towards domestic issues once again. October Student Council Meeting: Me and PO(G)US Allison     “No it should be the 23rd” “No!!! it should not be a Thursday!!!” An impassioned debate flies through the air as President Allison deftly leads the Student council meeting. I’m completely disintrestred.      It's meeting is a pl...