SSA Declassified

 Something seemed weird, something seemed off about GCAM-S. That is why SSA decided to spend the last month investigating her. Shortly before I started instigating the engravings on the table, I interviewed Summer. Summer’s entrance into the school was shrouded in secrecy. She left her school in the middle of the year without any indication as to why. As SSA did some digging into her past, we uncovered that she was doing athletics at her old school. So why come here? As GCAM-S unveiled her backstory, it got weirder and weirder. She had to be an agent of the opposition. March 2020 Liberty Prep “Bye, David!!” I wave from the steps of Liberty Prep as David is driven away. He was my closest friend at Liberty Prep and I am about to leave the school to go on an early Spring Break. We did everything at school together, his rocket went about 130 feet in the air and was very smart. SSA pegged him as one of the smartest kids who were leaders in the school, a legacy student. But Nikka a...

      As I approach the Vice President and our GCAM-S—the student who texted me last night—Donovan calls me over, his phone in hand. As a precaution, I brought two phones today, just in case they ask to scan my texts. "Ethan, do you know what number this is?" "No. Who is it?" "This wasn’t you?" "No."       My heart is thumping. If the 10th grade doesn’t know yet, our plan can still be pulled off. If this doesn’t reach President Allison and jVn, we should be good. Only a few people know about the plan, so if worst comes to worst, SSA can scrap it, shred the files, and not get caught.     I walk toward the GCAM-S area and ask them a simple question. "Okay, remember to keep this down. Oh, and where were y’all last night?" Summer looks confused. I try to keep my voice to a whisper while I lay out the new plan. "Summer, I need a picture of you." I take out my phone and snap a blurry shot with Summer partially obscuring her face. ...

     "Hello, Jeff." "Hi Ethan." There's a crucial student council meeting today. I can't miss." "Why?" Well as you know SSA runs simulations based on every possible scenario. In fact, doing social media research to calculate the ratios of the classes between boys to girls to calculate the possibility of dating being a major threat to the election. "Uh-huh."      "Of course, those simulations were off by a bit but as you know this school runs on a dating based economy that is not based in reality. Sort of like a fiat currency. Anyway, the government could collapse at any moment due to the volatility of teen dating. As a school power, I must be present for student government. This is doubly important due to the national security implications of Maverick being here. If he came to school and I didn't he could potentially try to overthrow the government and storm the school Capitol from the 2nd floor to the 1st via rappelling lin...

          When in the course of human events it become necessary to form a Constitution to lead your spy agency. The rules have to be made to justify SSA actions and adapt to the new school power. Energizer High 2023     " Mr. Campgain manager sir!!" "What's up Ethan?" As you know our loss to Lily was unfortunate. However I am still the controlled opposition to the policies of the school." "Yeah, also stugov is slow and ineffective." "Exactly their one event was outsourced to another club."     "Yeah, you would be a better president anyway," says, Taft. "Despite your policy positions on LGBTQ, says Paris." "My policy would have been the same across the board, no special treatment.  All I said was that I belived it was sinful. It is not my fault that 2 months ago yall thought it would be a good idea to act like I was running for Governor of TX. Anyway, I'm writing a new constitution for SSA. Though we are unfo...

November "Hi, Geneva!"  "Ahh, don't scare me." "Oh, sorry. I just walk quietly. What are you doing?" "Just watching TikTok."      It was a quiet day at Glory High. Nothing of note was happening, and everything was operating normally until lunchtime. SSAInetl directors in the middle and high school departments hadn't noticed anything significant since the WWV and Hazel/Maverick investigation. Valerie hadn't nuked anyone, and nothing important was happening in student government yet. All was good until lunchtime. "Hello, Denver, Maverick, Bentley, (Nikki) Hazel." "You don't have to be so professional," says Denver. "Yeah, you can just say what’s up." "Who is Nikki?" In the background, sounds of Madden and Retro Bowl can be heard from the 9th-grade table as I wander and observe the other tables. A few of the kids talk about random stuff. "I saw you talk to Geneva today," chimes Denver...

  As such we declare crushed to be a SSA National Security Threat!! August 2019      Back at Liberty Prep’s camp rumors started swirling that I had a crush on Nika and the recripocal. I refuted the allegations claiming that I had no crush and that if I did it would be on another person. (Pro tip never insinuate that you have one on someone else its bad marketing.) I used science to back my claims showing that the way I was standing and the way she stood showed no interest in each other (thanks Wikihow).      When I got back to school I was prepared to fight. I said that I would not want to crush her because you dont crush people you like. I fought the propaganda that was emitted by either side. Defying conventions, I ‘stole’ Nika’s seat and placed a label under in claiming it for myself. Unfortunately, this forced me to have to sit next to her.          However, the rumors kept circulating throughout the entire school year. I...

      Internal Press Confrence: "It is SSA's duty to protect the school. SSA frival Valerie and her freind Molly were encroaching on the sovereign right of Denver our sworn ally and only 9th grade rep. He has been a great asset to the agency on our investigations. Evil shall not prevail!! Democracy shall stand!! God Bless you and God bless SSA!! SSALTW!!!"       Intro sound Dun dun dun dun...In another council meeting my major moment was here. I had done a test pilot of the news, GNN and had proven that it was feasible to film and edit on a mobile cellular device. I presented my finding in the meeting and a film session and date was approved.     I planned on working with my dream team to make them into the next wave of political action in the school. It was time to implement pro-Clarissa policies throughout the school and make her the political successor…..if it was not for the great split....      In another council meeting m...

  Press Confrence: could you recap your quote brief but desive information based cyber war?  After fighting terror in cyberspace, "I am in a like/dislike relationship with CSM user @Noone. She posed interesting questions and responses to me but tends to overreact, like now. I posted true statements and my defense of the truth almost landed me in a world of trouble. Due to the nature of the posts, she thought it would be a great idea to contact my parents……and I FREAKED!!!! Wiping everything. She nearly destroyed my online business and YT channel. I was determined to never get played again.   With cyber war stopped I cast my eyes towards domestic issues once again. October Student Council Meeting: Me and PO(G)US Allison     “No it should be the 23rd” “No!!! it should not be a Thursday!!!” An impassioned debate flies through the air as President Allison deftly leads the Student council meeting. I’m completely disintrestred.      It's meeting is a pl...

       I imagined the chants and the press conferences I would give. I imagined the wins I would attain over the other kids. I imagined my agents standing at attention chanting, “SSA Will Lead The Way!!!” This begs the question, what exactly is SSA?  Fall 2014 15:25  I grab the blue paper out of the cabinet and use it to make a sign, wait, no a drop-off box. The sign says Room 16b and I am establishing an operations base, a micronation for this new, fledgling nation. I, Ethan Shay had established a new spy/detective agency as to fight terror, to gather evidence, and to take down homeschool(ish) co-op bully, Jamie Hernandez, called, SSA.  Stylized in my cursive and signed on every document I wrote at school my reception was not that great and my cover was almost blown. However, this was just the beginning of the greatest, most powerful, intelligence agency the world has ever seen, with dominance at school, at home (which was sometimes the same place as ...