SSA Declassified

  As such we declare crushed to be a SSA National Security Threat!! August 2019      Back at Liberty Prep’s camp rumors started swirling that I had a crush on Nika and the recripocal. I refuted the allegations claiming that I had no crush and that if I did it would be on another person. (Pro tip never insinuate that you have one on someone else its bad marketing.) I used science to back my claims showing that the way I was standing and the way she stood showed no interest in each other (thanks Wikihow).      When I got back to school I was prepared to fight. I said that I would not want to crush her because you dont crush people you like. I fought the propaganda that was emitted by either side. Defying conventions, I ‘stole’ Nika’s seat and placed a label under in claiming it for myself. Unfortunately, this forced me to have to sit next to her.          However, the rumors kept circulating throughout the entire school year. I...