SSA Declassified

  SSA Press Conference November 2023: Why is the girl (Top center) so sad?      " Ethan Shay, you announced that this school runs on a dating-based economy what do you mean by that?” “SSA is tracking the events in this school very closely. Major wars and splits have come because of dating. Our research indicates that 12% of the school is in confirmed relationships while more people are clamoring to get into one. As such dating has a huge impact on the foreign policy of the school, alliances, and defense. The WWV, for example, where Hazel got nuked, and now we have Dash and Camilla. While people like Denver, potentially Maverick are still attempting to make a play into the game. However, due to the numbers, 9 th grade has to unilaterally look upwards, making 10 th grade a battleground state. In contrast, the 11 th grade is insulated from these ‘attacks’, and for some reason, 7 th grade is attempting to meddle in HS geopolitics.  That’s why 9 th and 10 th...

    When the note appeared SSA was instantly placed on high alert. After swearing on the Bible app the ground to air crush tinted ballistic missile a note from some kid appeared.  Unfortunately, the agency did not have a file on the kid because she was in middle school and we were focused on the high school theater.      While I was pledging on my phone a note was traversing the internetwork of the school making its way toward the edges of the 9th grade democratically controlled area, traversing around the middle schoolers and past the 12th grade controlled area, like island hopping in World War Two or a black hat hacker bouncing off other computers to complete his hack.     The note then arrived in Bentley's possession. Some middle school girl gave it to him as pointed wildly at one if the new kids. "Hey what's that?" says Denver. Bentley opened the note and examined the contents. Its results were shocking.      "It's a love n...