SSA Declassified

          When in the course of human events it become necessary to form a Constitution to lead your spy agency. The rules have to be made to justify SSA actions and adapt to the new school power. Energizer High 2023     " Mr. Campgain manager sir!!" "What's up Ethan?" As you know our loss to Lily was unfortunate. However I am still the controlled opposition to the policies of the school." "Yeah, also stugov is slow and ineffective." "Exactly their one event was outsourced to another club."     "Yeah, you would be a better president anyway," says, Taft. "Despite your policy positions on LGBTQ, says Paris." "My policy would have been the same across the board, no special treatment.  All I said was that I belived it was sinful. It is not my fault that 2 months ago yall thought it would be a good idea to act like I was running for Governor of TX. Anyway, I'm writing a new constitution for SSA. Though we are unfo...

       I walked into Energizer High ready to take on the world. I was doing well in the polls, and my campaign slogan of "Be Real" vote for me was doing well!!! My VP appeared to do well in the polls and my campaign manager was a competent leader. By all accounts, my tech experience, intelligence, and wit should win me the election. Unfortunately, things are not as they seem.    There were three main problems with my election victory.  I was a Christian, election fraud, and popularity. The big one is my dedicated unwavering support of Christianity and creationism. Which led to my first press conference a few weeks ago on Nov 9th, 2022.       I was determined to win my race for the Presidency. I maintained my grades, got a teacher's recommendation, and even agreed to a debate with my candidate.       However…I had made a name for myself as the school's foremost Christian. Actually, it was my brand t...