SSA Declassified

 SSA had led the way and set the precedent—mall outings were officially legal. I arrived at school, scanning the crowd for Hazel’s sister. Unfortunately, there was no one new. After the pledges, I walked alongside Kenny and Denver. “It was a historic achievement! Though GCAM wasn’t there,” I noted. “Wow, that’s interesting, Ethan. We’ll have to go sometime,” Kenny replied. “Yeah, maybe we can put it on GNN. Good thing there’s no alternate news service trying to undermine us. GNN is based on CNN, right? So imagine something like… Hawk News, spreading fake news to ruin our image. That would be terrible.” “That would actually be hilarious,” Denver said. “Yeah,” I nodded. “Spying on the others…” When I got to my second class, our teacher made an announcement. “Students, make sure you're still tracking a stock market over the month.” We’d been studying the stock market. That’s when I had an idea. In STEM, I was working on a group project with Jenna, Allison, and Jeff. De...

 SSA News:                “President Allison has yet to comment on the developing situation in the swing grades, but lets turn to Rep. Shay’s press conference.” “This attack on our sacred democracy will not stand. I condemn the campaign of terrorism that Valerie and her allies are launching, aiding and abetting against middle school, it is truly horrific, and SSA will stand up to her and tell her to stand down. We shall prevent any attack from happening on Sieana’s person and Val shall not prevail. We are investigating the reason for the note, and even if it was to disrupt SSA this is still no reason for Val to attack. Our intelligence shows that Valerie believes that Sieana is dating Val’s brother showing, once again teen dating is a threat to national security. SSA foreign policy aside, we call on Molly to condemn Valerie's actions and apologize for her actions in abetting this act. As a student council r...

  SSA Spy Base Room 16b Lv 5 Secure      Intel reports have come in showing that President Allison may leave the school. SSAINTEL is preparing a report on the state of the school the the potential probabilities of this event happening. The EthanShay4GCA is secretly re-gearing up their campaign, holding off on GCAM negotiations for information exchange, and will help them gain influence in the school. 1.         Presidential Succession a.         StuGov may give the job to VP Geneva and there will be an election of a new VP. If true we expect to see Fmr VP candidate Molly, and Fmr, POGUS candidate Vera run. Molly has been sidelined by a resurgent SSA but could garner votes from Geneva voters. Likewise, Vera may have learned from the mistakes of her 1 st campaign and could gain more votes in an election with weaker candidates. Thus making inroads with jVn, strength...

I'd like to call this meeting of the student council to order!!! As President Allison hands out the agenda to us in the GNN headquarters, I can't help but notice the absence of our VP and Secretary. But fear not, for the most powerful man in 9th grade sits by my side. With Ava missing, I start recording to ensure our absent representatives don't miss out on the excitement. The usual suspects are all here: Allison, Denver, Molly, Maria, Avery, and yours truly, Ethan. We dive headfirst into our first topic - the budget deficit and domestic policy. Allison takes the lead, dropping a bombshell that sends shockwaves through our little political arena. "So unfortunately there will be no Christmas formal this year, sorry," she announces, her voice tinged with regret. Molly, ever the optimist, chimes in, "At this point they might say we won't have one at all." I can't help but think my theory about the date being pushed into oblivion has been proven righ...