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SSA News: SSA Gives A Presser On The Developing Sitiation In The Middle....School

 SSA News:

               “President Allison has yet to comment on the developing situation in the swing grades, but lets turn to Rep. Shay’s press conference.”

“This attack on our sacred democracy will not stand. I condemn the campaign of terrorism that Valerie and her allies are launching, aiding and abetting against middle school, it is truly horrific, and SSA will stand up to her and tell her to stand down. We shall prevent any attack from happening on Sieana’s person and Val shall not prevail. We are investigating the reason for the note, and even if it was to disrupt SSA this is still no reason for Val to attack.

Our intelligence shows that Valerie believes that Sieana is dating Val’s brother showing, once again teen dating is a threat to national security. SSA foreign policy aside, we call on Molly to condemn Valerie's actions and apologize for her actions in abetting this act. As a student council representative, what she did was reprehensible, firstly preventing the intelligence services from accessing crucial data. However, due to the ingenuity of the intelligence services, we were able to access the note and run preliminary scans against our handwriting database and are ascertaining a reason for the attack.

Rest assured that National Security Agent Jasper and our undercover team is doing everything in their power to close the case and that those who perpetrated this crime will be brought to justice. Valerie and Molly shall not win. From the shoesmacking incident to the Battle of the Goldfish to now we have outwitted Molly at every turn while she has shown herself unfit to lead GCA into the future. As a failed VP candidate and Allison ally who has access to Allison4GCA Headquarters, data, and tenureship, she could potentially be a frontrunner for Stugov. The student's Glory High deserves better!! Swing grade students deserve better, GCAM deserves better, jVn deserves better, 9th grade deserves better, and my home ‘state’ of 12th Grade deserves better!!

Remember Valerie in Kidsborough!! The town came under attack, her governance was ineffective, and she was shown to have bullied the government into submission. This shall not happen, not on our watch!! As we work to defeat the Molly/Val alliance and defend middle school, the intel services and EthanShay4GCA campaign are working together, that should President Allison abdicate, we will be there to take the mantle either directly or with the power of GCAM. As the head of GNN, SSA, and the EthanShay4GCA campaign I will make sure that Molly and Val NEVER stand behind the Seal of the President of GCA. We shall make Glory Great Again.

“You claim that Molly is unfit for the presidency despite being here for years. You have been here a few months. Why?” “Time is not what makes a good President. I almost beat Allison in 4 days and am now ascending due to great deals and alliances. Molly lost to Geneva despite having a time advantage.”

“Do you believe the President has any ties to Molly’s actions?” “The intel services have investigated her before and there are no direct links to this attack or any others that Molly has perpetrated. Not the water bottle, not the shoe-smack, not directly behind the GCAM jVn conflict. She is not aiding the attacks.”

“Our reporters analyzed the Nov 30th tape showing that you investigated president Allison for scaring a student. Do you not believe that she is capable of colluding with Molly? Furthermore, you link Molly to the Allison campaign saying that the HQ and data could be used to help Molly's Project 2024.”

“She was cleared of this offense. As for Molly's alleged connection to the Allison campaign, they are friends and they may help each other out on campaigns. However, the Allison admin is not linked to her reign of terror. Next question.”

“How will GNN and GCAM help in this effort to defeat Molly?” “As a main power, it is vital that we turn the Molly Val alliance into a 3rd rate 3rd world power and elevate GCAM values through the media, mainly GNN.”

“Has the note been confirmed to be from Sieanna?” 

“Yes.”

“You claim to want to protect middle school even though agent Kaia has done things with which you disagree and Sieanna has violated the teen dating aspect of the constitution why?”

“Middle school may do some bad things, but blatant lying, obstruction of justice, bullying, and terrorism, not to mention the prospect of becoming the most powerful kid in school are reason enough for SSA to say enough is enough, your reign of terror shall not stand. Hazel 2.0 will not happen. I took an oath to uphold the Constitution of GCA and that is what I intend to do. It is my sworn duty to defend 9th grade from attack, particularly the shoesmack. She admitted ON TAPE throwing a metal water bottle at someone head. She initiated a sacrifice of the President of GCA, Val has stalled classes, admitted violence, and has scared the poor sweet innocent 9th graders. We will take a stand against this!! THIS SHALL NOT PASS. SSA is ready, SSA is determined to prevent her from standing behind the SEAL OF THE PRESIDENCY OF GCA!! Thank you.”  

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