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What Is SSA? #SSALTW!!!

       I imagined the chants and the press conferences I would give. I imagined the wins I would attain over the other kids. I imagined my agents standing at attention chanting, “SSA Will Lead The Way!!!” This begs the question, what exactly is SSA?  Fall 2014 15:25  I grab the blue paper out of the cabinet and use it to make a sign, wait, no a drop-off box. The sign says Room 16b and I am establishing an operations base, a micronation for this new, fledgling nation. I, Ethan Shay had established a new spy/detective agency as to fight terror, to gather evidence, and to take down homeschool(ish) co-op bully, Jamie Hernandez, called, SSA.  Stylized in my cursive and signed on every document I wrote at school my reception was not that great and my cover was almost blown. However, this was just the beginning of the greatest, most powerful, intelligence agency the world has ever seen, with dominance at school, at home (which was sometimes the same place as ...