SSA Declassified

 SSA News:                “President Allison has yet to comment on the developing situation in the swing grades, but lets turn to Rep. Shay’s press conference.” “This attack on our sacred democracy will not stand. I condemn the campaign of terrorism that Valerie and her allies are launching, aiding and abetting against middle school, it is truly horrific, and SSA will stand up to her and tell her to stand down. We shall prevent any attack from happening on Sieana’s person and Val shall not prevail. We are investigating the reason for the note, and even if it was to disrupt SSA this is still no reason for Val to attack. Our intelligence shows that Valerie believes that Sieana is dating Val’s brother showing, once again teen dating is a threat to national security. SSA foreign policy aside, we call on Molly to condemn Valerie's actions and apologize for her actions in abetting this act. As a student council r...

   December 2023       "Hello Denver, I have something to show you at lunchtime." "What is it? It better not be some SSA thing." "The national security of the school depends on it," his friends tease. "You know it!!" I retort. Valerie is talking to her brother.      I then go to visit the president. "Hi, Allison." "Hi, Ethan." "What are you doing?" "Oh, not much." "Neat." "Yeah. Do you miss volleyball?" "Yeah, kinda, but I have a tournament." "Hopefully it goes better than the season." "Hey, we won some games." "Three." "Which is infinitely more than the basketball team." "True, I've been to every one." I then go visit the VP.      As all the kids rise for the US, Texas, and Christian pledges, I notice Molly and Valeria together. While SSA has eliminated the threat of Molly and Valerie, they are still the 3rd most powerful a...