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How To Beat Crush Attacks

 Pro Tip: Fighting Unjustified Crush Rumors? Here is a three-step plan for defeating your adversaries. 




Scenario 1: Adversaries Are Saying You Have A Crush On Someone


  1.   According to Nikola Doctrine don't yap about it a lot but address it when necessary (in front of cameras, giving impromptu press conferences, or asking students.) You can provide a standard ‘No I do not have a crush on (insert name here) or You can also give a great speech about how crushes are national security threats, threaten the free school, and will harm the detective agency. However, be careful what you say as Ai programs or audio editing can by rivals can cause them to misrepresent what you say.

  2.   Investigate the rumors by dedicating about 30 to 45% of your available resources to the task. This could be a treat to keep you from monitoring the school for rivals. Major plots such as theft, grade-changing schemes, or new espionage rings to emerge. 

  3. If possible collaborate with the other person you allegedly have a crush on. If they aren't doing it then you can start a joint task force for mutual defense. However, you must do this secretly as the reporters could see you together and create fake stories. 


Scenario 2: Adversaries Are Saying Someone Has A  Crush On You


  1. Acquire intelligence. If it is false then set up a joint task force if true then you have a useful opportunity at your disposal. 

  2. If true then activate an external campaign claiming crushes are national security threats while covertly keeping tabs on the target!! Remember to watch out for potential terrorist attacks and conspiracy theories!!

  3. #SSALTW


  
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