SSA Declassified

      Designed by Freepik  As tensions flared between the prom-positive GCAM and the evangelical-rightish SSA, allies, disagreements, and debates swirled across CSM, with people offering all sorts of conflicting advice. GCAM announced bold plans to hack into a secure SSA computer and launch a line of spy toys to monitor SSA and topple their backed government. SSA intel doubted these claims, but it gave us the leverage we needed.       Back at headquarters, I prepped an old phone with espionage tools and dusted off my headset. Weeks earlier, I’d let people talk into the phone and could hear their voices through the headset—though it didn’t work in reverse. So, I rigged my computer with software to bridge the gap. I also convinced my parents to let me buy a "voice-activated recorder" under the guise of needing it for "student council." Over the next few days, I fine-tuned my outing plan and scanned my backpack for bugs.      The recorder a...

 As I returned to base to finish up the GCAM investigation, I started planning for the week ahead. In order to fully explain to my friend at CSM and people on Reddit the predicament I was in with getting a friendship outing. Lastly, a report could help SSA Intelligence figure out how to effectively plan.  Report On The Effectiveness and Ease Of An External Ally Meetup March 2024 (internal document) This report seeks to figure out the probability score of key allies meeting up in an external place outside of school and to analyze what happens outside of school in varying situations.  According to internal research, the legal system at the house is geared towards 9-year-olds operating under a ‘trickle-down’ system. Thus, laws that pass benefit the youngest the most as they get to experience more levels of freedom at a younger age, thus testing the limit. This happens for three reasons.  Rules are rarely challenged, thus the non-existence of certain teen-centric rules...

     I return back to the school, the national anthem playing in my head. With new information, SSA can finally understand the school and its complex links more. Jayla, despite the odds, is surging in popularity and has huge bipartisan support. Jaylaisim will continue to be an effective strategy. However, today is the day. Utilizing the intel collected, we are going to get Geronimo and Maria together for the benefit of SSA. Felony or no felony, today will be a 25/10 day!!       In the hallway, GCAM is walking. I started to laugh super hard until Maria asked me what was wrong. I pant out that Geronimo called her a 25/10. This was all part of my strategy to get them together. I then mull in my brain ways we could get them on GNN. However, because Hazel messed up, we now have to find a good reason to put him on the news (unless he’s in StuGov), and I am not about to lobby for a felon to join the student council. I won’t even lobby for Summer, for crying o...

     As SSA worked on the plan to get Gerinomo to INfiltrate, we also started working on an investigation into how many comments on a girl’s Instagram would be related to her appearance. As such, Summer was an Instagram power but relatively weak in the sphere of influence and could potentially contribute to GCAM-S’s decline. SSA had to investigate, so she and 99 other Instagram profiles were loaded into the software and scanned for comments. The results were unequivocally true; 15.6% of the comments were related to appearance, while on Summer’s page, it was way, way higher.       The kid was a social star, but GCAM was losing influence. Despite having a supermajority on the council, the sphere of influence and control had declined since November 17, 2023 according to the SSA internal documentation report; they only had 17 people in their sphere of influence. GCAM Circle GCAM as a political and social entity is kind of weak: If GCAM was a person and...

   As spring break unfolded, I reviewed my plan, written on March 10th, to infiltrate GCAM and secure approval—both "client and server side," as I had mentioned on CSM—for a friendship outing at Babbling Brook Mall. This was entirely unprecedented, something that had never happened before. Even if I could act normal and convince GCAM-S or someone else to agree to the plan, I’d still need parental approval. Recent tapes, however, showed that GCAM-S was growing cold toward me. They told me to "go get someone else" in a pseudo-kind way, blaming me for being present during potentially inappropriate jokes. Meanwhile, the jVn sanctions seemed to be working—we collaborated well together, and they were back on the air—but Denver’s leaks and people’s failure to understand the seriousness of the situation were muddying the details. Thankfully, Summer had been cleared by investigative services. She wasn’t an agent of Liberty or Energizer High, nor was she a Damien plant sent...

     As field day approaches, I start crunching my genius plan. Lee and Geronimo keep resisting my efforts to analyze their handwriting, thinking I’ll clone it or save it to a database on my computer. I sneak back upstairs to the classroom to get more pictures from the table. “Wow, the 8s look really weird here,” I think to myself. Then I notice something else—another number. I quickly snap a picture, along with some shots of the seat itself, and wait. Over the next few days, I watch the class doors and the clubs that come and go. I activate my agents on the inside as well. “Special Agent Nathaniel, could you tell me who sits here?” After vowing to get me the information, he marches back into his classroom. Sure enough, I’m soon equipped with a list of people who sit in that particular chair and around that area. Back at HQ, I search the web for handwriting analysis but come up dry. Then I start looking up the second phone number, which was written in pencil rather than p...