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Operation Friendship Pt:1

 

A boy and 2 girls around a hi tech table.
Alright Nadelie don't let your phone get tapped.



SSA COMPUTER RESEARCH CENTER:

    OUR NEW SOFTWARE TRACKS THE AMOUNT OF INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL DATING THERE IS, CRUSHES AND IF THEY ARE RECIPROCAL, CRUSH WIRE IS LIVE!!! TERROR OS DOWN AFTER THE DECISIVE BATTLE OF THE GOLDFISH AND RIZZ TERRORISIM HAS BEEN MITIGATED WITH THE CANCELING OF HOMECOMING. IT IS TIME FOR OPERATION FRIENDSHIP.

    With the GCA world 'blessed with victory and peace' right now, it was time for the largest embankment of the year. Adventure in Odyssey episode "Two's Company Fours a Crowd" had just aired and it embodied everything SSA had yearned. Emily was a warrior and not a wimp.

    Emily gets to go over to people's houses and investigate crimes, she uses tech to figure out a crime that is tech-based. All without approval. In the history of the Agency going to a friend's house is unprecedented. In the history of the agency never have we solved an international case. Yes, we had achieced stability domestically, but SSA must be the best on land, sea, space, and mall. 

   Never have our tech skills been used in this way. Never have we had a best friend/sidekick to work out the cases. Operations Friendship would seek to change this for the better gor the future of a more strategic SSA initiative. 

I decided to do what all great politicians do. To poll their constituents. Using my built-in knowledge about tweets and teens from the most reliable source in the world...Adventures in Odyssey. I was going to ask the kids if they could see friends without parental permission and ask them what happened when they attended sleepovers. The results were shocking.

"So Nadelie do you ever have sleepovers where people try to sneak into the house, do you talk about who you like, and have you ever tried to cook pizza on a lightbulb?" "Yeah, except for the pizza and light bulb oh and nobody tries to sneak in as well haha. I have most of my sleepovers with Jayla."

 "So you and Jayla have sleepovers? Do you ever discuss secrets?" "Absolutely!!" "Yeah, but it is just me and Nadelie," Jayla chimes in.

   "Okay, thanks for taking the survey. Just be careful. You wouldn't want that info leaking, so be sure to check for bugs and make sure nobody turned on the auto-receive call feature on your phone. I heard that you can bug a room; I've seen kids playing with your phone. You wouldn't want national security to fall, as the 10th mot powerful kid in the school!!"

"Thanks!!"

   Unfortunately, only one person reported people trying to sneak into their houses and nobody reported cooking pizza with a microwave. Valerie said she could eat two whole pizzas with meat on them. However, national security advisor, Jasper, and his friend Kaia did say that she was able to sneak OUT of her house prompting a discussion on security and rule-breaking.  

    I also polled kids on if they think that locking someone in a room and making them think all the air has been sucked out was bad, if they had ever been on espionage missions, and started a long time campaign to see what kids did at malls, their friend's houses, and how they would react to certain scenarios. This investigation would persist for the coming months. Nobody knew what Adventures in Odyssey was, unfortunately.

    However, before I got the chance to analyze my data. A new problem was presenting itself. Denver's bag was stolen. If SSA could recover it maybe Denver would be the sidekick we needed. It's time to put this operation into overdrive!! 

    

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