New Life, World Power Pt 1

 August 16th, 2023

“Wow, what a nice tour,” I noted the hallway had cubicles. This could be useful if I got chased like in 7th and 8th grade. I wish I was returning to Liberty Academy so I could come back and trace my long-lost friend. Unfortunately, my ambitions were stopped due to a virus and an unfortunate stint in public school. However, I was back on Christian ground, hopefully, that meant sane ground, unlike at Energizer High. Spoiler, it was saneish.

After getting accepted into the school, I started the SSA plan to take the school via the democratic process of election. I scoured the internet and social pages for information about the school that could help me with my election. I tried to calculate the amount of boys and girls in each grade, so I could use crush theory and intelligence analysis on the students.

I imagined the chants and the press conferences I would give. I imagined the wins I would attain over the other kids. I imagined my agents standing at attention chanting, “SSA Will Lead The Way!!!”

Ok, according to my calculations from this picture, there are more boys than girls at this school. This means getting an endorsement from a girl for my election would be a great opportunity. Also, although I have never met any students, I know what my campaign should be. I’d bring back Funruaisers from last year’s campaign, promise to work hand in hand with the administration and poll the school to find out what they want.

Internal Press Conference:"SSA how will you address potential crush allegations from rivals? "Standard SSA policy prohibits that type of activity and thus we will be shielded from that. "Does the agency have a plan in place to prevent Nov 9th from happening again?" Affirmative. The agency has a plan in place.

And plan I did. The agency utilized the previous research and my impromptu campaign manager on CSM @FlannelFriends had my Energizer High 12th grade election comeback, as Energizers's 'far-right' candidate. Thankfully, this type of rhetoric would not be needed at Glory Academy. However, the research I gleaned would still be useful.

For instance, FUNraisers would still be a useful strategy, as well as promising to bring culture to the school and work hand in hand with the administration. It was time for SSA to lead the way!!!

Aug 28 2023 12:20 hrs. Lunchroom Surveillance

"Hi Bixby, take a voice note?" August 20th Well well well this looks like the clique of the school. They could potentially be allies to SSA or rivals. These kids here are just talking. I need to find out when the elections are so I can start campaigning.

I stand and get up and walked towards the front of the lunchroom. “Hi, what's your name,” says Declan. Hello, my name is Ethan and I plan on becoming the school president. “Oh wow, that's cool.” “Yeah, you seem really smart,” says Aiden. 

“ALL CANDIDATES FOR THE STUDENT GOVERNMENT PLEASE PUT YOUR NAME ON THE LIST ON ROOM 204 FOR SIGNUP.”   

I race upstairs to room 204 and place my name on the list. My mind races as I consider the strategies I will have to undertake. I make a mental note to film my campaign video today and publish it on YouTube. This would be a way to get statistics as well. I changed my old 11th-grade election website to support my GCA campaign. 

“And remember to vote Ethan Shay for GCA. Aaaand CUT!! Now to edit the video.” (To myself) I need to place this on the website, print our QR codes, and, have an internal press conference with myself.”