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On Land: On Series Pt 2

 SSAIntel Office State Issues Galaxy S22 Plus 5G 128 GB: "Hi Bixby Record a Voice Note." 

A green phone with notes

     This is a list of the potential girls that the agent could potentially have a crush on, cross-referenced with the class list. Melanie is in study hall, Allison is in Bible and study hall, Hazel is in most of those classes and Jayla is in Bible. The agent in question has given us clues to the specific grade. It's time to hire a special agent."

   Even though Denver has been hired to help us out, things are not going so well with the experimental rizz ray technology. Our covert operation to create the relationship is receiving pushback from Denver himself. I find a new agent to hire as well just to get conformation. I settle on special agent Nathanael.

Agent Nathanael is thrilled to be part of the team. He is already freinds with the kid in question and looks to me as a super leader ready to bring political change to the school. Agent Nathanael is in the 9th grade, the same as the target, and pledges to ask him about his secret crush.

"Ok, Nathanael, we will need a code name for you and we cannot be seen together. Remember you are my undercover agent and we need this information as soon as possible to preserve the national security of the school."

"Yes sir, captian, the I will ask in in class and pass on the information. "Covertly?" "Covertly."

A few days passed and Nathanael or Denver did not pass on any information. "What's going on Nathanael?" " I can't ask him in class because the teacher will see and he dosent talk much in class."

I decided to do my own espionage as well making charts if the school and mapping out contact points with each kid in school

However the day finally arrives. The greatest geopolitical deal of the century, a master of espionage dealing, happened on Friday.

Two days after the largest pro crush for anti-crush operation is kicked off, Denver gets hungry. And when people get hungry they dont make the best decisions (just check the Bible cough cough Esau). Nadelie gives me some of her unwanted pizza and the genius geopolitical idea strikes me. I share some of the pizza with Denver and he hands over the secrets that are soon backed up by our undercover agent, Nathanael.

He wishers in my ear that the agent allegedly confessed a crush on Hazel. The agency now dosen't have to use the patented rizz ray technology.

"Do you want to stay on the job Mr. Undercover and become our dedicated 9th grade agent on Maverick and the broader 9th grade?" "Yes sir. I'm dedicated to the job and plan to uphold the SSA constitution. You will know every word breathed in 9th grade" "Thank you for your service now depart we mustn't be seen together."

 My agent, Maverik has an alleged crush on Hazel. It's time to interrogate him. During the interrogation he denies all allegations.

Internal Press Confrence: "Do you belive the allegations that special Agent Maverick has a crush on Hazel?"

 "SSA has conducted a thorough investigation and has determined that the allegations are unfounded for now."

"Has pressure from the agency changed Mavericks outlook?" "Potentially."

Though externally the agency defended Maverick, I told Nathanael, "stay on him."

Later that day, I shared the information about the crush plan with my 10th grade allies, Jayla and Nadelie, and hire them on as our newest SSA agents, mire on that later. However, while things are going well on land they aren't going well in cyberspace.

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SSA CYBER INTELLIGENCE INTERCEPT

-Geneva Is it almost time to officially team up?

-Clarissa Let it wait lol. He is getting support with 9th grade.

-Geneva Imagine a brand new world power in the school!! School politics has never been more exciting!!


CSM @Nothing....Theese reports seem concerning perhaps I should go nuclear....



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