SSA Declassified

    Crush Wire Report: 6/50th or 12% of the school is engaged in romantic relationships....unverified crushes are also in high percentages... SSAAI.... "yes most teens engage in shopping at the mall" CSM: Kids do hang out with each other all the time!! Church and in homeschool co-ops!!        While HQ was analyzing the reports from Operation Friendship that showed teenagers frequenting the mall a lot, going over to each other's friends' houses, and playing video games a lot, I was solving a case. The case of the missing bag. At 8 AM CST Denver placed his basketball bag in the locker and it was gone by gym time at 2:30 CST. I meet Denver in the locker room to debrief.      "Do you promise you did not steal the bag Maverick? Ethan?" Affirmative, SSSA does not engage in illegal and illicit conduct that could prove to be detrimental..." Denver interjects, "Yes or no?"  "No."  Maverick also claims that he did not do it as well. This cause

  Alright Nadelie don't let your phone get tapped. SSA COMPUTER RESEARCH CENTER:     OUR NEW SOFTWARE TRACKS THE AMOUNT OF INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL DATING THERE IS, CRUSHES AND IF THEY ARE RECIPROCAL,  CRUSH WIRE IS LIVE!!! TERROR OS DOWN AFTER THE DECISIVE BATTLE OF THE GOLDFISH AND RIZZ TERRORISIM HAS BEEN MITIGATED WITH THE CANCELING OF HOMECOMING. IT IS TIME FOR OPERATION FRIENDSHIP.     With the GCA world 'blessed with victory and peace' right now, it was time for the largest embankment of the year. Adventure in Odyssey episode "Two's Company Fours a Crowd" had just aired and it embodied everything SSA had yearned. Emily was a warrior and not a wimp.     Emily gets to go over to people's houses and investigate crimes, she uses tech to figure out a crime that is tech-based. All without approval. In the history of the Agency going to a friend's house is unprecedented. In the history of the agency never have we solved an international case. Yes, we had

GCA World War Gamed How Teenage Dating & Crushes Could Inadvertently Lead To A World War: SSA GCA is on the brink of a war due to the fall out of World War V WWV in which Valerie essentially nuked Hazels popularity and due to SSA declaring war on Molly for blackmailing and assaulting Denver.  Fallout Valerie has been ‘kind’ and ‘nice’ to Hazel after the fallout of WWV which left Hazel with  neutral to unpopular ranking in the school and Valerie untouched  Historical application: Marshall plan when the US helped European countries after the Second World War. Valerie is more like the USSR which had their own plan and nuclear technology. This makes her volatile.   This means that if war were to break out there could be 2 scenarios. Valerie could for Hazel to team up with here (either on the side of Molly or us) or they could split  If they team up the anti/neutral Hazel people may fight against whatever side Valerie chooses   If Hazel fights against Valerie, Valerie may have plent