E-Van-Gelical

    I return back to the school, the national anthem playing in my head. With new information, SSA can finally understand the school and its complex links more. Jayla, despite the odds, is surging in popularity and has huge bipartisan support. Jaylaisim will continue to be an effective strategy. However, today is the day. Utilizing the intel collected, we are going to get Geronimo and Maria together for the benefit of SSA. Felony or no felony, today will be a 25/10 day!! 

    In the hallway, GCAM is walking. I started to laugh super hard until Maria asked me what was wrong. I pant out that Geronimo called her a 25/10. This was all part of my strategy to get them together. I then mull in my brain ways we could get them on GNN. However, because Hazel messed up, we now have to find a good reason to put him on the news (unless he’s in StuGov), and I am not about to lobby for a felon to join the student council. I won’t even lobby for Summer, for crying out loud. 

    At lunchtime, I keep Denver distracted and approach Geronimo. “Hi.” “What’s up, Ethan?” “What if I told you I had a way that you could date Maria? You know.” “Hmm, I’m not that interested.” “But you said she was a 25/10.” “I was just joking.” I am not dissuaded though and begin to formulate a new plan. Over spring break, in between cracking GCAM’s code, and analyzing Instagram comments, Operation Babbling Brook is still in the works. Per a suggestion from my cousin, an SSA contractor, I started working with Kenny to see if we could see a movie together. This will be potentially more legally possible than getting GCAM. 

                                                              SoTS 3/19/24

Key Players: Damien, Vera, GCAM

Geronimo declined the SSA plan to get close to GCAM; the plan is on hold.

Op Babbling Brook is still in the planning stages, though Kenny doesn’t seem interested. Damien brags about bringing a different girlfriend to the rodeo each time he goes. Jayla claims this could be untrue and that he is still trying to impress Nadelie (whose breakup and targeted Summer caused me to get chased in the woods). He also yaps about a lot of incoherent, inappropriate things. Also, SSA obtained more Instagram photos by gaining diplomatic access to Vera’s private account. This confirmed what we had seen from GCAM-S over spring break. GCAM is officially downgraded as a power after sitting on TikTok and doing nothing. However, interesting information is gleaned. Both Jayla/Nadelie and Geneva/Clarissa were able to convince their parents to let them have sleepovers. Summer was able to drive a Ford truck to the mall over break.  

    All this information goes to show that GCAM-S is shifting to an isolationist social power. However, if SSA is going to achieve the real lie exploits of 11th graders and those of fictional 8th graders in Adventures in Odyssey, we really need to step it into high gear. The next day, the rollerskating rink comes to town, and GCAM-S’s sneaky plan is placed in action. While SSA was trying to bless the school with victory and peace, GCAM was trying a setup. However, while SSA’s setup was for national security reasons to make SSA stronger in the face of a declining GCAM-S, theirs was to weaken SSA for a political goal, the only one that seemed to matter: prom. 

    After (attempting) to collude with my parent for prom, GCAM-S was moving to a new plan, targeting SSA. While they have been making fart noises and traipsing around each other’s houses for the last few months, becoming more and more internally cohesive, SSA has been innovating and making inroads with JVN and the duly elected POGUS (though I got back by becoming the duly elected STEM class POGUS). I turn my eyes towards the mall excursion.

Problem: SSA cannot meet with GCAM in a place because:

a. Distance

b. There is no parental precedent

c. They are girls; thanks, CSM, for hammering that point with the “what will they wear” yadayadayada—gotta love evangelicals

    SSA’s solution was to get a boy to befriend them and convince them to go somewhere, and then he invited me along, which pushed the needle a bit higher again. Unfortunately, invading GCAM with Maria and Geronimo is not working out, and GCAM-S sees that SSA is getting too close to the truth. In an effort to save their agency, and get me to the table on prom, which SSA is pro but lets GCAM-S handle, GCAM launches into a close plan, attempting to re-spark Geneva-SSA crush rumors. However, SSA is ready to stop them, as the “teenage dating is a threat to national security” point has been hammered into the psyche of the school. SSA has pre-molded the minds to prevent another Nikka situation, especially against the VP and ally of SSA. However, if worse comes to worst, SSA has the information advantage due to the lack of MAD and has the allyship of JVN and 9th grade. 

    However, it keeps coming as GCAM-S attempts to distract SSA by blackmail, prom, and a fake Geneva crush that would launch me into defense and containment mode. However, the first attempt did not work, so they tried again and got 9th grade involved, knowing I would get teased. This would give them time to reload on their collusion efforts (Maria says that they would not collude). Previously, they colluded with my mother to get a prom to the school but secretly did this to get leverage over me. Geneva’s fake crush on me makes me scramble around the school to prevent it from happening, knowing that I may be forced to attend prom.

    Meanwhile, at lunch, SSA attempts to explain to Maria, with the help of CSM from an evangelical position, how going [to prom] by myself would be a problem stemming from having rules against certain things. I say that since I scored a 100 on the Purity Test, these things aren’t necessarily outlawed, and they take me on tangents to avoid the question because Maria is overstimulated. I promise her a full report. As SSA and GCAM clash on teen dating and prom, the electoral chances of GCAM are looking worse and worse, with Operation Babbling Brook in the future.